The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 22

Grace and Dylan were scared, they didn't know what Horny was going to do to them. Horny led them to small, old shed. They went inside and Horny began to speak. "YALL RUDE AS F*CK! TIME TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!" Grace was super scared, she peed herself a little. Dylan shouted, "YOU RUDE!" to Horny. "EXCUSE ME!!!" shouted Horny, "THAT'S IT! DIABETIC GUINEA PIG GET OUTTA HERE!" Grace left the shed relieved, but suddenly she realized that deep down, she actually really liked Dylan. He was kind and sweet and funny and he was super handsome. Horny tied up Dylan to a table. "STOP!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Dylan. "BOY! YOU ANNOYING AS F*CK!" shouted Horny. Grace burst into the shed, "LET HIM GO!" she cried. "I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BOY! HE SO ANNOYING AND RUDE! TIME TO FINISH HIM!" shouted Horny. "STAWP IT YOU FAT HIPPO!" shouted Grace. Horny's face turned into a bright, tomato red. She pulled out a random bamboo stick out of nowhere and started to run after Grace, leaving Dylan tied to the table. "COME OVER HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOU!" cried Horny. Grace ran as fast as she could. "I'M BLACK!" shouted Dylan in the distance. Grace ran and ran, she didn't know how long she had been running for. Suddenly, she stopped, she saw the body of a jaguar. It was covered in blood, it was still breathing. Horny saw the jaguar and dropped her bamboo stick. "IT'S THE MUTHAF*CKER WHO WAS LOOKIN AT MY BUTT ON THE TRAIN!" she cried. "HE'S STILL ALIVE! WE HAVE TO HELP HIM!" cried Grace. "UGH! FINE!" replied Horny. They both lifted Jason off the ground and carried him back towards the train. Benny the bull saw them and let them in the train. "Just stay there and take care of him!" said Benny. Grace and Horny set Jason down and started taking care of his wounds. "I'M BLACK! I'M BLAACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!" shouted Dylan. He kept on shouting that nonstop. Michael and Carina eventually finished their song, they didn't notice anything that happened in the last 20 minutes. "IT'S WONDERFUL!" cried Michael. "Do you hear that?" asked Carina. Michael listened and heard Dylan's screams. "IT'S DYLAN!" he shouted. They both ran out of the building and into the shed Dylan was in. They untied him and let him free. "I'M BLACK!" cried Dylan. "Stop it!" said Michael. Suddenly, Dustin and the others came running. "We heard Dylan's screams!" cried Daniel. "WHERE'S MY BABY!" cried Henry. "I don't know!" cried Michael. "I heard there's a self-destruct button at the top of that tower! If we press it then this whole village will blow up." said Dustin. "But whoever presses it will blow up as well!" said Megan. "Well we're not going to sacrifice anyone, are we?" asked Michael. "Actually, the button up there is on a timer, someone could fly up there, press it, and have enough time to fly away," said a random iguana who was passing by. Daniel bravely said, "I'll go, I can fly! I will fly away as this thing blows up!" "I'm going with you!" cried Brian, "Go back to the train everyone! Tell Benny what we are going to do, get all the animals to come back!" "Okay we will," said Dustin. Daniel said dramatically, "C'mon Brian, we have a job to do!"