The animals all took their seats. It was a big day for Dylan and Grace. Dylan was dressed in the tux he wore when he went on his first date with Grace. They were having their wedding outdoors near a beautiful pond. The sun was shining and the bees were buzzing. Everything felt perfect. Carina was helping Grace into her wedding dress. The stoopids was sitting in the front row, excited to see the two get married. "I can't wait!" cried Michael. "The two of them are perfect for each other!!" exclaimed Brian. The wedding music started to play and Carina was walking Grace down the aisle. As Grace walked, Dylan just stared at her with a smile on his face. Grace smiled then she stepped on her dress and tripped. "AHH!" cried Grace. Dylan laughed, "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" shouted Grace. Dylan stopped laughing. Carina helped Grace up and continued walking her towards Dylan. The two of them came face to face. Horny was the priest. "HELLO YALL! WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY FOR THESE MUTHAF*CKERS TO GET MARRIED! SAY YOUR VOWS AND HURRY UP! I'M HUNGRY!" Grace went first, "Dylan, when I first saw you, you were the sexiest thing I've ever seen, I know that you will lov-," "TIMES UP! GO BLACK DUCK!" shouted Horny. "LEGOS! I WANT LEGOS!" shouted Dylan. "EXCHANGE THE RINGS YALL! PUT THEM ON! HURRY UP!!!" shouted Horny. Grace gently put the ring on Dylan's duck feather, Dylan forcefully shoved the ring on Grace's guinea pig finger. "OW!!!" she shouted. "DO YOU DIABETIC GUINEA PIG TAKE BLACK DUCK BOY TO BE YOUR HUSBAND!" shouted Horny. "I do," she said. "DO YOU BLACK DUCK BOY TAKE DIABETIC GUINEA PIG TO BE YOUR WIFE!" shouted Horny. Dylan just repeated, "I DO!!!" "YALL NOW HUSBAND AND WIFE!! KISS!" shouted Horny. Dylan and Grace kissed. Everyone cheered. "WOOOHOOO!!!!!" cried Carina. "CONGRATULATIONS!" shouted Dustin. "YAAAY!" shouted Michael. Michael ran up on stage as the intro to Love Story by Taylor Swift started to play. Michael started singing. Grace took Dylan's feather and they both started twerking. Everyone started twerking except Horny who quickly ran to the food section and started eating everything. Everyone burst into tears, Michael started crying a little in the middle of his song. "We were both young when I first saw you....." sang Michael as he finished the song. Fireworks shot up and blasted in the sky, Grace and Dylan kissed again. The stoopids looked up and watched the firework show. For the first time in forever, everything felt right and they were all happy once again.
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The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1
HumorIn an alternate world where humans never existed, animals are tame and they run the planet. A ferocious storm turns lives upside down, and it leads a group of friends to cross lines they never thought they would cross.
