The stoopids continued walking, they were looking for missing animals and looking for any signs of squirrels. "WE NEED A LUNCH BREAK!" cried Jason. "I agree!" shouted Michael. The stoopids all sat down and they went through their backpacks. They pulled out a sandwich and began to ate. "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Dylan. "Dylan! You have to eat!" shouted Dustin. "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!" cried Dylan. "Stop it!!!" shouted Michael. "Dylan, I thought you liked bread," said Brian. "I DON'T WANT TO EAT!!!!!!!" cried Dylan. "This is the only lunch break we have, so you better eat," said Daniel. "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!" cried Dylan. Michael pointed at Dylan and spoke in the meanest voice he possible could, "BOY I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT! EAT IT!!!!!!!" Dylan just laughed and poked Michael in the belly. "Dylan, you must eat!" said Dustin. "BUT I DON'T WANT TO!" shouted Dylan. Jason and enough of this and he smacked Dylan in the head, "Eat your food or you will starve!!!" he said. "OWWWWWWW!" cried Dylan. "SOMEONE GET THIS B*TCH TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" shouted Horny. "THAT'S A BAD WORD!" shouted Dylan. "WHAT? B*TCH?" asked Horny. "NO, SHUT UP IS A BAD WORD!!!" replied Dylan. "STOP IT! ENOUGH!" shouted Megan. "Go to a time out!" said Henry. "NO!!!" shouted Dylan. "That's it!!!" said Michael. Michael picked up Dylan and took him behind the bushes and was about to give him a long lecture. Suddenly, they both felt a sharp pinch and everything went black.
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The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1
HumorIn an alternate world where humans never existed, animals are tame and they run the planet. A ferocious storm turns lives upside down, and it leads a group of friends to cross lines they never thought they would cross.