The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1

Chapter 13

"WHAT IN THE WORLD! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FO DIS MUTHAF*CKER!" shouted Horny. "QUIET!" shouted the lion. He led the animals into a room with many launchers on the wall. "THESE ARE PIRANHA LAUNCHERS!" shouted the lion, "LET ME DEMONSTRATE!" He grabbed one of the launchers off the wall and pointed it at a stuffed bear. He pulled the trigger and a live piranha was launched and it hit the bear. The stuffed bear was shredded in seconds. "YOU EACH WILL BE GETTING ONE OF THESE!" said the lion. "AWESOME!" exclaimed Daniel. "EACH OF THESE LAUNCHERS HOLDS THREE PIRANHAS! USE THEM WISELY!" said the lion. Each animal took one piranha launcher off the wall. "FISHY!" Dylan shouted with excitement. "WE WILL SPLIT YOU UP INTO GROUPS OF NINE!" said the lion. The lion grouped the stoopids together. "HMM! WE NEED TWO MORE!" he said, "YOU! AND YOU!" he shouted. He pointed at Horny and Henry. "Looks like you're part of the stoopids now!" exclaimed Michael to the hippos. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" asked Horny. "The stoopids.. You're part of the stoopids!" replied Michael. "YOU CALLIN' ME STUPID BOY?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAD A GPA OF 1.8 SO DON'T EVEN TRY ME BEFORE I BEAT YOU AND YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT SINGIN' A*S UP!" Horny responded. "The stoopids is the name of our friend group, he's not trying to call you stupid." Brian said. "MHMM DAT'S RIGHT!" Horny said sassily. After everyone was grouped together, the lion said, "OKAY! WE ARE READY FOR BATTLE! WE THINK THE DUMB ARE HIDING OUT IN THIS PLACE CALLED DUMB VILLAGE, BUT WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE! A FEW GROUPS WILL EXPLORE DUMB VILLAGE AND A FEW GROUPS WILL EXPLORE MY FOREST! ARE YOU GUYS READY!" There was just silence. "I SAID ARE YOU GUYS READY!!!!!!!!!" he shouted. There was just more silence. The lion sighed and just led them back to the train.