The bulls grabbed Daniel and forcefully pushed him out of the train. They forced him at the end of the long line of animals. All the animals were confused, why weren't they at their new home? They were all worried and scared. The lion held up his megaphone and began to speak. "ATTENTION! YOU MAY ALL BE WONDERING WHY YOU'RE HERE!" The animals started to scream, "YEAH! WHY ARE WE HERE?!" asked a tiger. "I WANT TO GO HOME!!" exclaimed a snake. "QUIET!!!!!!" the lion shouted. "YOU WILL FIND OUT WHY YOU ARE HERE IN JUST A SECOND! EVERYONE FOLLOW ME!" The lion led the line of animals into the building. The stoopids looked around, they were scared. There were spikes, knives, swords, and all kinds of weapons on the wall. Michael and Brian looked like they were about to cry. Jason almost pooped, but instead he just farted. Dustin started sweating with fear. Megan was bravest, she kept it together and kept on walking. The lion stopped the animals in front of a large screen then picked up his megaphone and started talking again. "I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU A VIDEO. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION!" the lion said. A projector showed the video on the screen and it began playing. The video showed a peaceful forest at first, then suddenly groups of squirrels started attacking the forest. They were stealing food and kidnapping animals. They were small, but they were super fast. The video stopped playing. "THIS IS A DANGEROUS GROUP OF SQUIRRELS, WE CALL THEM THE DANGEROUS UGLY MISCHIEVOUS BOOTYHOLES, OR DUMB FOR SHORT. THE DUMB HAVE BEEN ATTACKING MY FOREST AND NO ONE IS SAFE. THERE ARE 50 KIDNAPPED ANIMALS AND OUR FOOD SUPPLY IS GONE!" the lion said. "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH US?" asked Horny. The lion responded, "YOU ALL HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO FIND THE MISSING ANIMALS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FIND THE DUMB AND KILL THEM!"
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The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 1
HumorIn an alternate world where humans never existed, animals are tame and they run the planet. A ferocious storm turns lives upside down, and it leads a group of friends to cross lines they never thought they would cross.