Berk's BIG Problem

Hunk in the Trunk

Not a big chapter.
But I am trying to update with the limited time I have.
Hope ye enjoy.....

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After the success of Lily-Rae's potion, Hiccup and the gang decided to hang out in the Dragon Training Academy to let off some steam.

And by steam, Hiccup meant....

"So, what is the wingspan of a Timberjack? Snotlout?" Of course, no matter what craziness and weirdness happened over the past few days, Hiccup decided it would be a great idea to continue with training - theory.

To which Snotlout and the twins disagreed with.

"Snotlout?" Hiccup called out a second time and turned around to face him, but immediately a flash of irritation strikes across his face.

Snoring loudly, Snotlout was fast asleep against his crosses arms, which he used as a headrest. A line of drool glistened as his snores increased in sound.

"Snotlout? Is he asleep again?!"

"I'm not surprised," stated Fishlegs dully, "he's always falling asleep during theory training. Should we even attempt to wake him?" He eyed the snoring pig dubiously.

Pinching his forehead between his fingers, Hiccup let out a heavy sigh. "Please do."

"Wait, wait. Let me do it." Sneered Tuffnut mischievously. He gave a slow sneer before sneaking weirdly towards Snotlout.

"Hey Hiccup." Greeted Lily-Rae as she flew to Hiccup's side. Hiccup turned and gave her a welcoming smile.

"Hey Lily." He replied. Lily-Rae opened her mouth to speak but quickly found a distraction. With raised eyebrows, she pointed at Tuffnut.

"What is he doing?"

Hiccup followed her finger and found it pointing at Tuffnut, who's grin widened with every closing step. He left out a breathless laugh, "oh him. He's gonna wake up Snotlout."

"Is he vexatious?"

"That's practically his middle name - next to destructive."

"Huh. Makes perfect sense."

Their attention was caught again by Tuffnut who was inches away from Snotlout's face. Sniggering, Tuffnut leaned over and brought his lips near to one of Snotlout's ears. Still snoring loudly, Snotlout was completely oblivious as to what was happening.

Taking in a quick breath, "WAKE UP YOU PINHEAD!"

"AARRGGHH!" He screamed, jolting right up and falling off his barrel, landing with an 'oomph'. Groaning in mild pain, Snotlout heard the collective laughs that were coming from his audience.

"You should've seen your face - priceless!" Wheezed Tuffnut has he struggled for air. His twin sister, Ruffnut, came over to him and leaned onto his shoulder, her face red and tears falling out of her eyes.

"Who's the wussy-pussycat now, puss!"

Growling with anger and embarrassment, Snotlout charged at the twins and soon, they gave chase, running wildly around the arena. "Come here, I'll rip your heads off your shoulders!"

"Technically its neck." Stated Lily-Rae to herself as she watched the chase with amusement. "Do they always do this in training?"

"What do you think?"

"Maybe?"

"You sound surprised." Hiccup stated.

"I am."