Safe Place ~ WayHaught

This Time, You've Gone Too Far

[A/N: I'm gonna scare y'all with this chapter title haha ;) ]

~Waverly POV~

"Son of a shit ticket!" I only say 'shit ticket' when I mean business and she knows it. "Wynonna! I swear to some random guy named Bob who lives in the forest and eats nothing but tangerines!" I have to gasp to catch my breath. "If you won't let me help you, I'll just end up doing it anyways and am much more likely to get hurt."

[A/N: So, that whole 'I swear to some random guy named Bob who lives in the forest and eats nothing but tangerines' thing is something that I actually say when I'm frustrated haha I know what you're thinking, and you're right, Jordan Ben (me) is a weirdo. . .]

"Babygirl, you and Haughtstuff were on your first official date and I wasn't about to cock block your night with a bunch of Wyatt's revenants." Wynonna states this as if it isn't the strangest thing she's ever said.

"Wynonna!" I hear Nicole scold my sister and laugh.

"Wynonna, all you ever do is cock block us! I swear, between you, C.J., and Doc, I'm starting to think there's some grand conspiracy to keep me and Nicole from taking our clothes off!" I snap a little more bluntly than intended, but it's true. Wynonna is not allowed to tell me that she just didn't want to 'cock block' us.

"Um-hey, are you gonna shoot us or. . .?" I pump my shotgun and fire at the revenant's leg to stop him from running off while me and Wynonna argue.

"Shut up, Levi!" Wynonna says while pointing Peacemaker. "Didn't I put you in the ground already?"

I look over at her and scoff. "Wynonna, you died. Remember?"

"Yeah, but only for like a minute."

"I'd really appreciate it if I make my peace already." Levi looks at us and Wynonna gets frustrated with trying to multitask.

"Alright. Alright. Make your peace." She says with Peacemaker pointing up to his forehead.

"I'm sorry, for everything, Wynonna. And I'm glad you're happy, Waverly. Nicole, you treat this girl right." Levi sniffs a bit before nodding his head, signaling that he's ready.

BANG!

"I gotta do something. See you later, babygirl." Wynonna walks out of the homestead and hops into her truck.

"Wow. So, that just happened?" Nicole looks pretty confused, but also like she knows exactly what's going on.

"Yeah. Happens all the time." I stop to think for a moment. "Shit! They shouldn't be able to come on our land."

~Wynonna POV~

Okay, you're probably wondering how Levi got on the homestead. I can explain. Bobo told me that he would help me find Waverly's real dad if I put that stupid talisman back in the ground. I know it was a really bad decision, but I need to know more about my sister.

I pull up to the park where Bobo is staying and I almost don't want to get out of my truck. But I do it anyways, I already did one stupid thing today, I can do another. I make my way through the army of revenants armed with some big ass guns and find Bobo in his trailer. He immediately jumps up and gives me his best creepy smile.

"Here for my end of the deal?" He questions me.

"I want to know about my sister, Bobo del Shit Head." Not my best insult, but it gets the job done.

"Well, sit down." He takes his feet off a chair and gestures for me to sit in it. I do, but I'm on edge. "Do you want something to drink? How 'bout some cake?"

"Cut the shit, asshat. Tell me what I came for."

"Okay," He pauses. "Waverly's dad, as I already said, isn't human. But he isn't a demon either. No," he leans in closer to me which makes this conversation go even higher up the disturb-o-meter. "He's an angel."

Holy shit storm. . .

Emphasis on the holy.