Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Baby giraffe

'I'm going to get the Mac let's watch some TEA'

'I'm a hoe with standards' *eve looks and says* 'Saaammmeee'

'Aww I'm ex-wife on your phone too. That's so beautiful'

'Mama said no no so I have to go go with this one' *eve goes* 'WHAT?'

'Mummy said yes'

'I want to clean my room'

'I want to keep it long, it enhances my sense of smell' *inhales through nose deeply*

'GIVE ME THE APPLES' *makes weird grabby hands*
"Just because I have knee holes doesn't mean you can touch them' *eve looks at baby giraffe and says 'why can't I touch your Ka nees?' *morty looks at giraffe* 'yea why can't she touch your ka nees? They are out aren't they?'

'I wonder what it'd be like to be inside a snake?' *Evy:* 'Unpleasant, I'd guess.'

'I am the watermelon demon'

'Eve... your my favourite feminist'