*screaming at the top of her lungs* 'I SAID ID BE A FAILURE'
*it was the 2nd of June and Scotty's birthday is on the 13th of June*
Baby giraffe: 'It's 11 days till Scotty's Birthday'
Immy: 'BUT 13 minus 2 is 9! It's 9 days till Scotty's Birthday'
*cue the entire group facepalming* *proceeds to have an argument about how she's correct as baby giraffe and the rest of the group try to explain to her that 13 minus 2 is not 9* *then proceeds to get out a calendar to 'prove her point' and begins counting, 'SEE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 OH 11'*
'I'm not gay yet'
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Quotes you won't believe my friends have said
AléatoireI've got some really smart friends. You won't believe some of the dumb shiz that's come out of their nostril-tongues
