Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Birdy

' Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental shoulder? Do you boobs hang low?'

'And then she pushed him through the door to kindergarten and he turns into an embryo.'

'I need some Saniti Hander!'

'What country does Judaism come from?' - Teacher
'Juda' -Birdy, confidently

'There's not enough room for two lesbians in the world!' -Birdy's Dad

'Is apple sauce a curry?'

'Did you know that music is music?'

'She planted plants by the plant that planted plants to the plant by the plant with the plants that were planted by the plant.'

'You are a brose noken'

'What is the capital of London?'