Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Evelyne

'I would eat a baby'

* talking about immy's sexuality and her insistence that she isn't gay* 'denial isn't just a river in egypt'

'I'm with five people, I'm a panda!'

'Put your arse on me'

'It's not the boobs'

'Pregnancy, mobility,my hands in her boobs and they are squishy too'

'Have I ever told you, you look like a cod fish with your big salmon lips and blowfish eyes not to mention your big tits'

'I love you.., but not more than I love myself. I'm fabulous. I'm loyal as fuck. I'd fuck myself if I could'

'I like hitler more than I like you'

'I will eat your eggs from your uterus....FORBIDDEN CAVIAR!'

'I've got 500 children in a basement somewhere'

'I saw the vagina open, and the baby eject'

'I can see her with my eyes, no my nostrils'

'Are you a true mathematician if you can't figure out that squatting plus homework equals math!'

'Can someone give birth to me'

'Stick Thor's abs into falcons chest vagina and then I did'

'I'm Thor's right peck and I want to lick his abs'

'My kids are going to have to come out to me as straight otherwise I'll assume they're gay'

'Come to the gay side! We have rainbows'

Ducky: 'stop fantasising about your fruit!'
Evelyn: 'but apples don't have vaginas!'

'I became StraigHt for a minute'

'The belly should not feel skin, I could hear your organs'

'I noticed a good places to a hide a body today'

'Give me my racism'

'Sexy moths'

'The candle is bleeding'
*points at wax* 'see candle blood'

'Stop fondling my feet'

'Nobody can dingle my dongle'

'I will have you know that my ass is thick and queeny'

'I should be a beacon of slavery'

'Oh my god your hands are in my boobs'

'You missed being pregnant! What a shame'

'I am a butt, i am a triangle, my ass is not'

'Put your arse on me'