Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Marmite

'Evelyne has big dick energy and big dick dreams'

*points at insect* ' He dummy stick and she dummy thick'

'Baby giraffe! When you get a house make sure there is enough crawl space so that evelyne can live in your walls'

'Any photo of us is a stupid photo *interupted by Birdy screaming: AAAAAAA* that would've been a stupid photo'

'Don't worry one day you'll have brain cells, keep working on it'

'If I'm dying! I'm dying one way and it's coffee overdose!!'

I hate your stinking guts
- 'how dare you I don't have guts'

*evelyne says* 'I can see me living in a mansion'
*marmite replies with* 'I can see me living in a dumpster'

'Do you add milk to humans when you mash them'

'Children aren't humans until I decree them humans'

'This is my license for being white'

'Dinggiling your dongle'

'How much soap can you make with a kilo of olive oil and peanut butter?'