Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Baby giraffe

'Hey, when kids have sex'

'Imagine saying to a paraplegic, don't worry some day you'll have nerve cells!'

'YOU DONT MESS WITH THE QUOTE BOOK, THE QUOTE BOOK MESSES WITH YOU!'

'I will dress up as a child'

Birdy: I love you
Baby giraffe: thank you

'It's like embyros and into the bin it goes!'

'It's so cheesy I love it!'

'There is only one barbie and she is sitting right here'
*points to herself*

'You are eating a pew pew, pew pew'

*about school bell ringing* 'maybe it's like the Hiroshima bombs, you can't hear it when your close, but you can when your far away.'