'We are all just a big meme really'
'Why can't we be 100% dog'
'You should catch the bus and be disappointed in us again'
'Why can't we be like turtles and stick our necks in!'
'I love radiation'
'I have been contaminated' *done in a offensive Indian voice*
'It's raining balls, hallelujah!'
'I am radiation'-*alex's hair*
'How dare we call it a country! Maybe it wants to be a city! It's 2019 baby giraffe! 2019!' *reffering to Australia*
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Quotes you won't believe my friends have said
SonstigesI've got some really smart friends. You won't believe some of the dumb shiz that's come out of their nostril-tongues