Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Birdy

'Why is my mouth so big? ARAAAAAAAAAAA'

'You stole my bloody ass seat! I twerk on you!'

Teacher: I have a class in here now
Birdy: well I have depression

'One Macca, two Macca, three Macca hitler'

I'm gonna eat my finger like corn on the Cobb

Am I have AIDS

On the list of things I thought I would do today, deepthroating a chicken twist I'd is not one of them

I wanna be born a child

Birdy mum; do you wanna see my knob

Birdy boyfriend: scratching your head, turned me into a Muslim

Birdy: I missed you so much I ended world hunger
Birdy boyfriend: I missed you so much I started world hunger

Immy: 'never have I ever been 16'
Birdy: 'You can't do genetics!'

'This is my dick sucking face'

'What's up thotties, you whores'

'Oh no! This is YOUR dick sucking face'

*says in singsong* 'It's hard to believe that I'm not gay' *

*gasps**whispers* 'I'm gonna have fake titties'

'Shut up fat tits'

'How many pineapples do you have to eat to get a mouth ulcer'