'I think I'm pregnant'*slowly walks away*
' I'm too busy having sexy time'
'Ooh look cute sperm'
'I'm taking a giant piss!'
'This is what I do! I sit on you'
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Quotes you won't believe my friends have said
CasualeI've got some really smart friends. You won't believe some of the dumb shiz that's come out of their nostril-tongues
