Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Eve

'Hawaii at the moany'

'I'd be a sexy worm'

'I'd be a sexy cactus, all the other cacti would look at me and say I want to fuck that'

'He is a dick but not the type of dick I want'

' I'm a gay whale, I'm a gale'

'I am gods gift to women'

'If you couldn't come you should see a sex therapist'

'Have a lice day'

'I was just giving everyone satisfying nose rubs'

'Catch me, catch me( makes me dip her)I fell for you'

'Aaa I can't pinch you through your jumper! SHOW ME THE FAT!'

'Can you flirt with my girlfriend?' *keep in mind eve doesn't have a girlfriend*

'All I could think was she's a lamp.... because she turns me on'

'I can't get rid of this penis!......it won't come off!'

'You're a walking lasagna'

'Your dying...... neeeyeahhhhh'

'All is not good in gay land'

'I am an advocate of save sex'

'Eat dicks, suck tits'

'I feel like on every level, I am a caterpillar'

'I am a bad boy in girl form'

'I am a temple'

'I want an octopussy'

'Let me thot shame my brother in peace!'

'I would become a.........cutlet'

'Baby giraffe you have the face of a stripper'

'I need some lactogenic hormone for my breasts, I don't want the milk, I just want them bigger'

'How dare we call it a country! Maybe it wants to be called a city! It's 2019 Baby Giraffe!'