Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Marcus

'London is a country'

'I'm a failure at all subjects'

'You out gayed a gay person' *refering to baby giraffe*

'Evelyn's the gayest feral rat you've ever seen'

'Before I kill you mr bond, I need to show you my collection of high tech sex toys'

'The scent of the pencil overpowers the scent of the sewers'

'Chaotic, dumbass energy' *reffering to immy*

'I however am a lawful dumbass, there is structure to my idiocies'

'When I'm older I'm going to create, then pilot the nyoom nyoom 42069'

'My great grandfather was a catapult'

'If I could, I would eat -3.5/6 pizzas a day'

'If you could have any privilege, what would it be?' -Marcus
'Basic human rights' -Birdy

'I'm literally 14!' -Marcus was turning 17 when said

'The rich one claiming he's doctor Phil's son'

'I will beat my love into you'

'A friends with benefits relationship but we're not friends and only I benefit'

'Humans are weird and I don't like them sometimes'

'This is my 8pm crackhead energy'

*gasps* 'give it to me, bitch!'

Evelyn: 'if I could be a moth, I would be a butterfly'
Marcus: 'this is YOUR 8pm crackhead energy'