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Acak

I've got some really smart friends. You won't believe some of the dumb shiz that's come out of their nostril-tongues

Scotty

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by bruningsom

by bruningsom

' oh my god! what did you do? You got a finger condom'

'Look at my baby toe!' *proceeds to move pinkie*

'YO she got side tits Greenie'

'I need to show you something beautiful in form, no it's not my titties'

Dick

'Mistletoe toe balls'

'How to get abs in every picture, walk up to the mirror, put your foot to the left and right foot to the left and walk to the nearest gym'

'I have an itch and I think you gave it to me'

'Banana is a good source of banana'

'My buttox miss being cradled'

'She ejaculated confetti all over the plant'