*gets out of car and points at a random leaf and says* I LOVE THAT LEAF!
'You can't pat the leaf it's not a guinea pig'
*someone says gotcha* 'NO YOU CANT GET ME'
'I bonked you on the noggin'
'I can see your eyeballs'
'Can I look in your mirror?..I look so pretty'
'I love you...what's your name again?'
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Quotes you won't believe my friends have said
De TodoI've got some really smart friends. You won't believe some of the dumb shiz that's come out of their nostril-tongues
