Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Ducky

' don't crush her balls'

'My hand is your face'

*In a math test*
Ducky: *picks up calculator*
...
Ducky: 'I forgot'

'What's a fruit'

'The key to Birdy's heart is 2855506 X x = slain + your mum'

'I'm not a windmill!'

'How many hours after midnight is 7am?'

'I'm gay and I have a neck tattoo'

'Oi, hair! No!'

'And even vegetation! I can be a sexy corn'