Quotes you won't believe my friends have said

Scotty

'Will you hold my suckle puckle?' *this was her asking me to hold her juice box*

'Just set her up with a tortoise and everything will be fine'
'I thought I was the only canabalist... oh wait did I say that out loud'

'You got issues'*proceeds to lick across chocolate bar*

'Everyone came out the womb and is gonna die in the ground, we are all humans' *this was when the younger years got to go on the bus first*

'Can u hold my sippy cup' * asking to hold her chocolate drink*

'I feel like one day I'm gonna become an international pedophile'

'Oh ying and yang! Look black and white, ying, yang,ying,yang,yang,yang'

'You mean that pink condom for 200 buck-a-roonies' *about a dress we saw in David Jones*