'LAND RIGHTS FOR GAY WHALES'
'I regretu the spaghetu'
'I'm awkwardly going to steal a spoon.'
*pulls cake out of a pencil case* *starts eating*
'Baby I want to kill myselfff this isn't gonna fill me upppp'
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Quotes you won't believe my friends have said
De TodoI've got some really smart friends. You won't believe some of the dumb shiz that's come out of their nostril-tongues
