Dipper's POV
We were in the living watching a show called Duck-tective. Mabel had invited (y/n) to watch it with us.
Constable: *tv* I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence and this is obviously an accident.
Duck-tective: *tv, in quacks* Accident, Constable? Or was it... murder?!?!?
Constable: What?!?!?!?
Announce: *tv* Duck-tective will return after these messages.
Mabel: That duck is a genius...!!!
Dipper: Eh, I bet it's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground.
Mabel: Are you saying you can outwit Duck-textive?!?
You: Pine Hat just doesn't want to admit that Duck-textive is better than him.
Dipper: Hey!!! I have very keen powers of observation!!! For example, just by smelling your breath I can tell that you have been eating *sniffs* an entire tube of toothpaste?
Mabel: It was so sparkle...
You: Hey, now your insides are clean!
Soos: *slides in* Hey dudes!!! You'll never guess what I found!!!
Dipper: Buried treasure!!!
Mabel: Buried- hehey!!! *playfully pushes Dipper* I was gonna say that!!!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *follow Soos through a dark hallway and to a door*
Soos: So I was cleaning up when I found this secret door hidden behind the wallpaper! It's crazy bonkers creepy...!
We enter the room. It was filled with weird wax statues of people throughout history. It gave me a weird creepy vibe.
Dipper: Whoa, it's a secret wax museum...!!!
Mabel: They're so lifelike...!!!
Dipper: Except for that one.
???: Hello!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: AHH!!!
Stan: It's just me!!! Your Grunkle Stan!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: AHHHHHH!!!! *run out the room*
~when they come back in~
Stan: Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum. It was one of my most popular attractions!!! Before I forgot all about it. I got'm all!!! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes, *looks at Larry King* Some kind of, I don't know, goblin man?
Dipper: Ewgh, is anyone else getting the creeps here?!?
You: *raise your hand*
Stan: And now for my personal favorite: Wax Abraham Lincoln, right over- *sees that's it a puddle of wax* Oh oh!!! Oh no!!! C'mon!!! Who left the blinds open?!? Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking at your direction!!! *kneels on one knee and picks up liquid wax with his finger, then sighs* How do you fix a wax figure?
Mabel: Cheer up, Grunkle Stan!!! Where's that smile~!!!
Stan: Eh.
Mabel: *pokes Stan* Beep bap boop!!!
Stan: Ow.
YOU ARE READING
Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
