Your POV
Stan: Finally, after all these long years of waiting, you're actually here!!! *stretches his arms wide for a hug* Brother!!!
Man: *punches Stan*
Stan: Ow!!! What the heck was that for?!?
Man: This was an insanely risky move, restarting the portal!!! Didn't you read my warnings?!?
Stan: Warnings smarnings!!! How's about a thanks for saving you from what appears to be-, I don't know, some kind of sci-fi sideburn dimension?!?
Man: Thank you?!? You really think I'm gonna thank you after what you did thirty years ago?!?!?
Stan: What I did?!?!?!? Why you ungrateful-!!!!! *launches a punch which the man avoids and holds his arms stopping his from fighting* Don't except me to go easy on you just because you're family!!!
Man: *pins Stan on the ground*
Mabel: Hey, hi, Mabel here. Quick question: what the heck is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Man: *lets Stan go* Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here. *looks at Soos* And some sort of large hairless gopher?
Soos: *laughs* I get that a lot!
Stan: *stands up and gestures at the twins* Those two are your family, Poindexter. Shermy's grandkids.
Man: I-... I have a niece and nephew...?!? *goes over to Mabel, kneels down and shakes her hand* Greetings! Do kids still say greetings? I haven't been in this dimension for a really long time.
Mabel: Whoa, six-fingered hand shake?!? It's a full fingered friendlier than normal!!!
Man: *laughs* I like this kid! She's weird!
Dipper: I-... I can't believe it...!!! You're the author of the journals!!!
Man: *takes out journal #1* You've read my journals?
Dipper: I-I haven't just read them, I've lived them!!! *starts pacing around excitedly* I've been waiting for so long to meet you, I-I don't know what to say, I have so many questions, I *breathes quickly and heavily* Ohhhh, I think I'm gonna through up...!!!
You: Please don't, you'll make me throw up.
Dipper: *gags* No no, false alarm! *gags* Just need to write it out!
Man: *shakes his head* Listen, they'll be time for introductions later. But first: tell me, Stan, are there any security breaches?!? Does anyone else know about this portal?!?
Stan: No, just us. Also maybe he entire US government.
Man: The WHAT?!? *looks at the tv monitor in the other room*
Power: *tv* Fan out, we're not going anywhere 'till we find Stan Pines and those kids!!!
Man: *sigh* Ok, it's alright, got a while before they find this room. We just need to lay low and think of a plan!
Mabel: Well, looks like we're stuck down here for a while! Who wants to tell us their entire mysterious backstory?!?
Man: *as he writes in journal #1* Yes, I have some questions about all this myself, Stanley.
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
