Your POV
We were in the living room watching tv, Stan's favorite show Cash Wheel.
Announcer: *from tv* Ladies and gentleman, we now return to Cash Wheel!!! Sponsored by Chipackers!!! The chip flavored crackers!!!
Mabel: They taste just like chips!!! *eats a chipacker*
Competitor 1: *spins the wheel which lands in cash shower*
Announcer: Congratulations, you're taking a-
Announcer and Stan: Cash Shower!!!
Competitor 1: *starts laughing and collecting money as it falls on him*
Competitor 2: *takes a few dollars*
Competitor 1: *punches the second competitor and pushes away the third*
Stan: I like that guy's style!
You: He reminds me of you.
Soos: *enters* Mr. Pines, we got tourists at nine o'clock!!! A whole busload of'm!!!
After he gets dressed we all go to the gift shop.
Stan: Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!!! Soos, make some new attractions!!!
Soos: You got it, boss! *sticks a wolf head to a chicken body*
Stan: Wendy, mark up those prices!!! The higher the better!!!
Wendy: *takes a marker and writes a zero next to the two*
Stan: Higher!!!
Wendy: *writes another zero*
Stan: Bleed them dry!!! *laughs*
Dipper: Yeesh, Grunkle Stan, it's like when you look at tourist all you see are wallets with legs!
Stan: That's not true. *looks out the window*
You: Some people never change.
Stan: Clean up on the front lawn!
You: NOT IT!!!
Dipper: *sighs as he picks up a bucket and mop, then goes outside*
He started giving tours, I just walked around making sure everything was... well, ready to be sold. I hadn't seen Dipper in a while though. I started to wonder where he had gone.
Stan: Ladies and gentle tourists, looking around my Mystery Shack you'll see many wondrous roadsides attractions. Be amazed at the only known photo of a horse riding another horse!!! *points at the picture* That's... that's pretty good.
Tourists: *stare in amazement and take pictures*
Stan: *goes to a curtain* Be astonished by the horrible preteen wolf boy!!! *opens the curtain* Oh, oh look at him!!! All that hair!!! His body's changing, ah!!!!
Dipper: *takes out his fake fangs* Grunkle Stan, is this demeaning.
Stan: What? I don't know de-meaning of that word!
Stan and Tourists: *laugh*
Dipper was there, wearing some strange wolf outfit, his face red in embarrassment. It took everything in my power to stop myself from laughing.
Stan: If you throw money at him, he dances!
Tourists: *throw money at Dipper*
Dipper: *does an awkward dance*
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
