Dipper's POV
We were all in the Mystery Shack living room, bored and dying from the summer heat.
News Reporter(Toby): *tv* Watch out, Gravity Falls, because at 110 degrees we're looking at the hottest day of the summer!!!
Dipper: All in favor of doing nothing all day say "Uhg....!!!"
You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: Ugh....!!!
Waddles: *walks to Stan*
Stan: I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house!!!
Waddles: *licks Stan's cheek*
Stan: You called my bluff, pig.
News Reposter: On the bright side, pun very much intended, it's opening week at the Gravity Falls pool!!!
Mabel: Gravity Falls pool?!?
You: Opening week?!?
Dipper: Today?!?
Soos: Pun intended?!?
Stan: Quick, to the car!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *stand up*
Stan: *tries to get up but gets stuck on the floor because of his sweat* Hey kids, a little help here.
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *each take out a spatula and start getting Stan out of the floor*
Stan: *gets up with pieces of wood still on his back* Alright, off to the pool! *goes outside*
News Reporter: And remember to be on alert for random wildfires!
Stan: *outside* Wait, wha-? AHHH!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: ...
Mabel: He'll be fine.
We got to the pool about an hour later. It was pretty full, but we already expected that.
Mabel: Ah, the pool! Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment!
Stan: Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. I like the bus but wet.
Dipper: *looking at Soos's towel* Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses?
You: It's a towel design, it doesn't need to make sense.
Mabel: Woah, woah, woah!!! Stop the presses!!! Who's that?!?
She points at a guy in a pool with dark skin and long dark hair.
Soos: Oh yeah, word says dude never leaves the pool! People say he's a mysterious loner.
Mabel: ...is it getting hot in here or is it just that guy...?!?!?
You: It's the hottest day of the year, Mabel.
Dipper: Besides, can't you go for one week without having a new crush on some random guy?
Mabel: *shakes her head* Uh-uh! *gasp* Look at his little mustache hairs!!!
Soos: You are clearly enamored. Go to him.
Mabel: *runs off bumping and crashing into many things on her way*
You: *laugh*
Soos: So beautiful...!!!
Dipper: Eh, Mabel's all talk. Wanna know a secret? She's never even kissed a guy before. She always messes it up somehow.
You: Have you~?
Dipper: *blushes in embarrassment* Wha- Well- I-!!!
You: *snicker*
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