Ep.17: Boyz Crazy

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Dipper's POV

(y/n) and I were at the gift shop behind the counter. There weren't any customers so we were just goofing off. We had a monitor with us and we could see what happened in the tourist area of the shack.

Dipper: *mimics a guy in the security camera with a much deeper voice* Do you have this t-shirt in my size?

You: *mimic Stan in the security camera* I have something even better! Behold: my butt!!!

You and Dipper: *laugh*

You: I missed this game! I used to play it all the time with Wendy.

Dipper: It is really fun!

You: I know, right?

Mabel: Aww!!!

Dipper: !!!!

Mabel: This is cute, what you two have!

You: *roll your eyes with a small smile*

Dipper: Mabel, how long have you been standing there?!?

Mabel: Don't worry about that! Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance!!! *does a weird dance*

Dipper: Oh no, she got into the Smile Dip again!!!

Mabel: Wrong one thousand!!! It's because today is the greatest day of my life!!! *throws Dipper a calendar which hits his face*

Dipper: Ow!!!

You: *snicker and hold a laugh before taking the calendar*

Mabel: Sev'ral Timez is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!!!

You: Ugh, Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late?

Dipper: Mabel, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?

You: Yeah, they're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry.

Mabel: You're making my dance sad.

Dipper: *snickers* They's probably a machine that mass-produces them!

You: Or maybe the boys are grown from pods!!!

You and Dipper: *laugh*

Mabel: You guys can't ruin this for me, Mabel's got backup!

Candy and Grenda: *enter*

Grenda: Hey guys!

Candy: Woohoo!

Mabel: Ready for the greatest night of our lives?!? *singing* How many times am I gonna love ya?

Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: Sev'ral Timez!!! *laugh and leave*

Dipper: *rolls his eyes*

You: *chuckled*

Just then, Bill entered the gift shop. Ugh, why does he always have to ruin our moments?!?

However, something was different. As her eyes landed on him, (y/n)'s smile faded away. I got worried.

You: ... Hey, uh, Pine Hat? Can you give us a moment?

Dipper: Um, yeah, sure. *goes to the living room, but peaks back in through the door*

Bill: Hey (y/n)... Um, about what happened yesterday-

You: Look, Bill, you've just been acting really weird lately... You're not the guy that I know... I'm sorry, I don't think this relationship will last any longer...

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