Dipper's POV
Dipper: Wait.
Dipper and Mabel: GRUNKLE STAN!!! *run to Stan*
Stan: KIDS!!! I can't believe it!!!!! *hugs the twins tightly* I thought I lost you two!!!
Soos: *hugs Stan* Mr. Pines, it's really you!!!!!!! I've been hugging strangers practicing for this moment!!!
Wendy: *hugs Stan* We missed you, you old codger!!!
Soos: *lifts you all up in his hug then places you all back on the ground as you all pull away*
Stan: I missed you knuckleheads too. It's good to have you back.
Dipper: *sees all the creatures and people in the shack* So what's everyone doing here? *gets startled by the Lilliputtians passing by*
Mabel: Yeah, there's like monsters and gnomes, and is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?
Pacifica: Hey, even in a sack I still look better than you!
MultiBear: It's... it's a long story.
Wax Larry King's Head: Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? Larry Kong's disembodied wax head wants nom noms.
Grenda: We're trying to ration our food, remember?
Wax Larry Kong's Head: *starts chewing on Grenda's ponytail*
Grenda: Uh, it's happening again....!
MultiBear: *closes the vent*
Dipper: ? *gasps* Wait, is (y/n) here?!?
Stan: She's not with you?
Dipper: ... *looks down in worry*
Mabel: *gently places a hand on his shoulder* Don't worry, Dipper, we'll find her...
Dipper: ... I hope so...
Manotaur: Hey everyone!!! Eye bat!!!
Everyone: *gasps*
Gnome: Evasive maneuvers!!!
Stan: *closes the door as everyone lower their heads* Shh, keep it down!!!
Gnome: Get the lights!!!
Other Gnome: *blows out the light*
We waited a bit until the eye bat finally flew away. It wasn't long after that everyone calmed down and sat around the place.
Stan: *turn the lights back on revealing everyone* Welcome to what's left of normal around here, home base.
Dipper and Mabel: *look at everyone in the shack*
Dipper: *gasps at the sight of Rumble* Rumble McSkirmish?!?
Rumble: Do not be afraid, Weirdmaggedon has taught me there are some battles I cannot win. I am now Humble McSkirmish...
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen...?
Stan: So I was hammering signs out back when the sky started vomiting nightmares. I listen to a lot of a.m. radio, so I knew what this meant: the end of the world. What I didn't expect was what happened next. Turns out whatever you and my brother did to the shack with your unicorn voodoo made the crazy place invincible to weirdness.
Dipper: Of course, the unicorn spell! That's why this is the only place Bill's magic can't touch!
Stan: That's when possum breath over here shows up leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest. They needed a place to stay, and since the mayor got captured I elected myself to Facto-Chief! The plans to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out, *trying to whisper* then I vote we eat the gnomes.
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
