Candy Monster
*shows Dipper sitting on a chair with a bowl of chicken strips in his room*
Dipper: Well, that concludes Gravity Falls's anomaly number thirteen: the Möbius chicken strip. *eats the chicken strip* It's infinitely delicious.
You: *holding the camera* Hey, you said we'd share that!
Dipper: Whoops, sorry, it was too good to resist.
You: You little-! AH-!!! *a strange creature rushes by causing you to fall*
Dipper: Woah, what the-?!?
You: OW!!!
Dipper: *helps you up before walking over to a sleeping Mabel* Mabel, did you see that?!? Wake up!!!
Mabel: Never, let me sleep forever...
Dipper: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere!!!
You: It's eating all our leftover Summerween candy!!!
Mabel: *sits up* What?!?
Dipper: Look!!!
You: *point the camera at the weird little creature who is eating the candy*
Mabel: Ew, it's like a... naked little man.
Dipper: Ok, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained number seventy six: Uh... that thing!!!
Creature: *yells some more before grabbing the Summerween basket*
You: Hey, that one's mine!!!
Mabel: No, put it down!!! Put it down...!
Creature: *licks the basket*
You and Mabel: Ew!!!/Oh gross!!!
*static, then shows Dipper covered in plush toys holding a golf club and a bucket*
Dipper: Ok, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor. *pokes one of the plush toys making it squeak* I'm gonna capture him for science.
Mabel: And for candy!!!
Dipper: Get this on tape incase I die or whatever.
You: Will do.
Dipper: *goes near the creature and starts to drag away the candy from it*
Creature: *gets the candy before Dipper captures him with the bucket, then climbs up*
You: Above!!! ABOVE!!!
Mabel: Ah, die, you, die!!!! *throws a plush toy to the creature but falls on her face*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run downstairs following the creature, then stop at the living room*
Dipper: Where is it? Have you seen it?
Creature: *jumps on Dipper's face making Dipper bump into the wall and fall, then it runs off with the candy*
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