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You over hear him talking to the boys about your sex life

Zayn : “I saw (Y/N), doing the walk of shame this morning.”  You heard a voice say.  It sounded like Harry.  Zayn just butt dialed you, and you were about to hang up but you heard your own name.  You decided to listen in a bit, you knew it was kind of wrong but you couldn’t help your curiosity.  “Zayn, she’s spent the night over here ever night this week!  DJ Malik is getting it on!”  Niall laughed.  “Shut up guys.” Zayn said jokingly.  “Is the sex good?”  Harry asked bluntly.  You didn’t hear Zayn say anything but the boys exploded into laughter.  What did he say? “A gentleman doesn’t talk about stuff like this.”  He said but you could hear the laughter coming up. “Your not a gentleman.”  Louis blurted earning laughter from Niall and Harry.  “Yeah, she’s fucking great.”  He finally admitted. 

Liam : You and Liam just finished an incredible time in bed.  You were dozing off, feeling amazing, when you heard the door knock and felt Liam do to get up. You were too lazy to go up after him so you laid in bed. “Hey boys.”  You heard him say.  He sounded extremely happy.  You heard the voices of Liam’s bandmates. “Got any beer?”  Niall yelled.  Liam hushed him, “(Y/N) is sleeping.” You laughed.  He was so sweet. “Sleeping?  It’s like 7 o’clock.  Only a loser would go to sleep this early.”  Louis joked, you and Louis got along fine, so you knew it was a joke.  “Well she was pretty tired.”  There was a sense of pride in Liam’s voice.  “Ohhhh!” All the boys said in unison.  Liam quickly hushed them.  “No wonder you look so happy,  you are practically glowing.”  Harry said.  “So it was good?”  Louis asked.  “Liam would never give us any details about his hookups.”  Harry teased him.  “Hey!”  Liam defended himself.  “It’s not a hookup if your in love.  So much better than the meaningless sex you always have Harry.”  You heard the sound of a high five.  “Then tell us about it, Liam!” Louis shouted.  “It was great.  Really passionate, really amazing.  I’ve never felt love like that.”  You smiled and decided to walk out there, you just wanted to hug Liam. 

Niall : “How are things with (Y/N)?” Liam asked Niall.  You were just walking out of the shower when you heard your name.  “It’s going really well.”  He told him casually while shoving something in his mouth.  “You slept with her last night didn’t you?”  Zayn asked.  So they knew you were here.  “Yeah.”  Niall answered with his mouth full. You didn’t really like the idea of him telling all the boys. “How was your first time with her?”  Louis asked.  “It wasn’t our first time together.”  “What?”  Harry laughed in both a way that was proud and shocked.  The boys applauded.  “Yeah.  What makes you think I don’t have sex?”  He seemed kind of offended.  “Niall, it’s cause me and you don’t brag everytime we have sex like Louis and Harry do.”  Liam came to Niall’s rescue.  “Just cause I don’t talk about it doesn’t mean I don’t do it.”  Niall laughed.  “On a scale of 1-10 how good is the sex?”  Nosy Harry asked.  You didn’t want to hear what he was gonna say so you walked out even though you were just in a bath towell.  The boys all smiled as they saw you.  “11.”  Niall laughed and stood up and walked to you.  He led you back to the bedroom pumping his fist.

Louis : You were about to go in to Louis’ dressing room backstage when you heard an interesting conversation.  You knew it wasn’t right to eavesdrop but you couldn’t help it.  “One good thing about being on tour, absence makes the heart go fonder, it’s so true.”  Louis told the boys. “What do you mean?”  Liam asked.  “Last night after I picked her up at the airport, best sex ever. Not only was there a round two, there was a round three.”  He bragged.  You were embarrassed he was telling them this.  “Nice,”  Harry yelled. “(Y/N) seems like she would be pretty kinky in the bedroom.”  “Definitely the best I’ve ever been with.  It’s crazy.”  Louis said proudly.  It made you blush but you were still pissed he was telling them all this. “Pretty sure I heard you guys, my room was right next to yours.”  Niall told him.  “She is a screamer.”  Louis admitted.  You couldn’t take this anymore.  You barged in.  “Louis!”  You scolded.  “Someone isn’t getting any tonight.”  Zayn laughed. 

Harry : There were always rumors going around about you and Harry and your sex life, probably because Harry was known as the perverted member of One Direction.  And you guys endulged in lots of PDA.  One Direction was doing a live interview with Alan Carr as some kind of special for his show.  You couldn’t be there so you of course tuned in.  The interview was going well and then Alan asked, “Harry you and your sex life are the subject of a lot of tabloids.  You are very open with it, am I right?” He asked.  “Yeah, uh, I guess, I mean I’m not that open about it.”  He said awkwardly.  “Harry will go and have sex with (Y/N) and then he will come out and tell us about how great it was.  He’s very open with his sex life.”  Louis laughed.  “Harry, we are friends, aren’t we?”  Alan asked.  “Yes.”  He answered.  “Then I want the inside scoop on your sex life, not these shitty tabloids!  When was the last time you had sex?”  He asked.  “Uh, last night.”  He laughed awkwardly.  “How often do you have sex?”  He asked.  This was a really weird interview.  “If he is with (Y/N), assume they are having sex.  He’s always telling us about it.”  Niall blurted.  “Can we edit this out?”  Harry kind of joked.  “Harry, didn’t anyone tell you this is a live show!”  Alan yelled.  “Shit.  Hi, (Y/N), you are great in the bedroom.”  He waved into the camera.  You laughed to yourself, your cheeks were so hot.  You didn’t even want to see what fans on twitter had to say.