One Directon Preferences

He's dating you, but there's an age difference and the boys don't approve

Liam: "Where you goin'?" Louis asks, looking up from his phone. Liam gathers his jacket and fixes his hair in the mirror. "I've got a date with (Y/N)." Louis snorts and Niall raises an eyebrow. "Taking her to the playground? She's definitely not old enough for a club," Louis teases, earning a laugh from Harry and a glare from Zayn. "Ha. Very funny," Liam spits, rolling his eyes. The age difference between the two of you wasn't major, you were a few years younger than him, but nothing crazy. "Is it even LEGAL for you two to be dating?" Harry teases with a laugh. "Cut it out," Liam snaps, not wanting their comments to get to him. "Isn't it past her bed time?" Louis calls out. Liam can't take it. He storms right up to Louis and Harry and glares. "Look. I REALLY like her. I don't care if you two want to be ass holes, but just do it SOMEWHERE else, because I don't find either of you the least bit amusing and you're really pissing me off," Liam growls. The boys all stare at him wide-eyed. He must be really angry. "Sorry, man..." Louis mutters, looking at the ground. "Sorry..." Harry mumbles. "Good. Now I'm going out to have a fun time with my GIRLFRIEND. Good bye," Liam says, slamming the door behind him. 

Harry: "Christ, Harry, I never thought you'd date someone so much...younger than you..." Liam mumbles, eying his green-eyed friend with worry. "Yeah, Harry, I thought you went for the older ladies?" Niall adds, raising an eyebrow. Harry shrugs and looks up from his phone where he'd been texting you. "Well, I don't really think age matters," he replies with a shrug. "I know, but Harry...she can't even legally like, drink yet!" Zayn says with disbelief. "And?" Harry replies, not convinced. "I don't know, man. I don't like this," Louis adds, his blue eyes filled with concern. "Well, I don't really care. Stop ganging up on our relationship, please," Harry says, seriousness filling his voice. He slides his phone into his pocket and leaves the room without another word. 

Niall: "Niall, is she really your princess?" Zayn sighs and plops down on the couch next to his blonde friend. "Yeah, she looks like someone who still likes princesses, how old is she? Like five?" Louis exaggerates with a laugh. Niall sighs and angrily looks over at his band mates. "No, she isn't 'like five'. Just cause she's a bit younger than me doesn't mean she's 'like five'," Niall replies. "Fine," Liam replies, nodding. "But...do you think....you two are moving too fast? I mean she's young..." Niall shakes his head in disbelief. "So? I'm young as well," he snaps. "Yeah, but..." Harry shakes his head, his curls covering his face. "But? But WHAT? Look, I love you guys, but you can you like...fuck off?" Niall says finally, raising the volume on the television, ending the discussion. 

Zayn: "Zayn, I didn't know you went for cougars," Harry says cheekily, raising an eyebrow. "(Y/N) is not a cougar," Zayn replies with a sigh and a look of annoyance. "But she's older than you," Niall adds. "Hardly," Zayn replies, examining his shoes as if they're extremely interesting. "Hm," Liam says simply, not wanting to get involved. "You could totally get a younger, fine piece of ass," Louis says, a hint of joking in his voice. "She's a 'fine piece of ass' herself, and I'm not just looking for a pretty face. She's really lovely," Zayn snaps, shaking his head. "I wish you'd get to know her before you judge her by her age. As if age really matters." 

Louis: "Serious? She's THAT old? Wow," Harry shakes his head, mesmerized. "Problem? (Y/N) certainly doesn't act her age, and keep in mind we aren't that far apart," Louis replies simply, taking a bite of cereal. "But she's older than you, Lou," Liam says with worry. "And?" Louis replies, annoyed. "And...she's well, older than you," Niall adds. Zayn nods in agreement. Louis laughs and puts his cereal down on the counter. "Oh? Like you four are in any place to judge!" Louis snaps. "Harry over there, Mr.I-Dated-A-Thirty-Two-Year-Old. Zayn over there, Mr.I-Dated-For-Publicity. Niall over there, Mr.I-Got-Friendzoned-By-Demi-Lovato and Liam over there.....well, just, Liam." His four friends look back at him with shock and Louis smiles brightly. "Exactly. So, you four are not ones to judge, especially not by AGE. You don't even know her yet."