He Might Be Bad But He's Mine

Tennessee Honeymoon?

Jordan

James went back to sleep. I'm bored now. I think I've officially watched every show and movie on Netflix. I'm sitting here listening to christmas music knowing that christmas is less than a week away! I'm listening to Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande. I think I'm done listening to christmas music though because I've been listening to it for the hour and a half that we've been on the plane. So I'm going through my playlists to find a song and I land on Air by Shawn Mendes. I know that's really fucking cringy but I really don't care at this point because I have earbuds on so it's not like anyone can hear my music anyways.

I am really hungry though and I wish this plane had McDonalds on it. Why don't planes have fast food on them? Like really I am so craving a 10 piece nugget and a large fry right now. Next time the flight attendant comes around I'm gonna order something off the menu. It's currently about 7:00PM and I haven't had anything to eat so I am so hungry.

The flight attendant comes around and I stop her to ask her for something to eat. She looks at me and then looks at JD asleep on my lap. She smiles. She's an older woman maybe about 55 or so? She's really nice looking in her uniform and everything.Her teeth are nice and white.

"You kids are too cute." She says once again looking at JD and I.

"Thank you so much." I say smiling at JD sleeping in my lap.

"You guys must be going on your honeymoon?" She asks but it kinda comes out as a statement.

"Oh...um..." I stammer. I don't really mind being referred to as Mrs.David.

"Yeah." I smile.

"Oh that's great honey! Where are you going?" She asks.

"Tennessee." I say and she smiles at me.

"Well congratulations!" She says.

"Now is there something I can get for you love birds today?" She asks.

I look at JD and think about getting him something and wonder what exactly he would want without waking him up to ask him.

"I'll take a Coke and a Big Red. Then I'll get a tub of chocolate popcorn." I say. I'll just share the popcorn with JD. Maybe?

"Is that all?" She asks.

"Yes 'mam I think that's all." I say.

"Okay well that's gonna be 14.87" She says.

"Okay." I reach down for my wallet and grab a twenty and tell her she can keep the change.

"Thank you. I'll be right back with your food." She says.

"Thanks." I say and smile as she walks away.

JD

I was laying there half asleep listening to Jordan hum along to some Shawn Mendes song. Don't ask. She listens to it all the time that's why I know it. But then I hear another voice and I was gonna pop up and clock the mother fucker who keeps talking to my girl after she told him to leave her the fuck alone but then I realize the voice belongs to a female.

Okay so maybe I won't clock somebody. But if that guy comesback over here or even looks at her wrong I will knock the fuck out of him.

I soon begin to realize that J's talking to a flight attendant.

"You kids are too cute."

"Thank you so much."

"You guys must be going on your honeymoon?"

What the hell? What's J saying? We aren't on our honeymoon. Though if we were I wouldn't be complaining. But what was that? I could tell by the way she was talking that she was smiling while she was saying it too. Does she want that? I don't know about that but I do know that if she's telling this random woman we're on our honeymoon then she must want that right? I don't even know.

"Oh...um..."

"Yeah."

"Oh that's great honey! Where are you going?"

"Tennessee."

Why in the hell would we wanna go to Tennessee for our honeymoon if we could literally travel anywhere in the world? What is J thinking right now? For God sakes woman?! Think better like Italy or Paris! I don't wanna go to Tennessee for our honeymoon! Wait... we aren't on our honeymoon. Well that's a relief because I can obviously tell I'm gonna be the one picking the honeymoon spot when that does come around. But maybe she wasn't being serious about wanting to go to Tennessee for our honeymoon maybe she just said that because she was on the spot and that was what our tickets said? That makes more sense.

"Well congratulations!"

Yeah! Congratulations to our fake marriage! I really just wanna sit up right now and tell this woman I love her for agreeing that we were on our honeymoon but I can't because then she would know that I was awake this whole time. Ugh! I'm not good at this kind of stuff. I think this is more J's strong suit.

"Now is there something I can get for you two love birds today?"

"I'll take a Coke and a Big Red.Then I'll get a tub of chocolate popcorn."

She better be sharing that popcorn with me and that Big Red better be mine. That's what I do know right now. Lord please say they're for me and that she doesn't eat all the popcorn because I am starving right now! We should've brought snacks on the pane with us so we wouldn't have to pay for this expensive food.

"Is that all?"

"Yes 'mam I think that's all."

"Okay well that's gonna be 14.87."
What the hell. She didn't even order that much food?! This better taste worth my girl's money cuz if it don't that shit is going right back where it came from and she's getting her money back!

"Okay"

"Thank you. I'll be right back with your food."

Yeah! Food!

"Thanks"

The flight attendant returns with our food and I think J hasn't even touched it yet. I don't wanna get up and her know I was awake for that whole conversation. But I hope she's okay and I hope she doesn't eat all the popcorn and that the Big Red is for me.