Phan oneshots

Chapstick Challenge

Requested by happyhowl

Warnings: SUPER FLUFF
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"Hey guys!" Phil said cheerfully, waving his arm in usual fashion at the camera. He was sat next to Dan on his bed, in the usual place for his videos.

"Hello Internet," Dan says, chuckling a bit.

"So today, as you probably know if you read the title, me and my boyfriend Dan are doing the chapstick challenge!" Phil says, doing jazz hands.

"Right, so, we've seen this on various couple channels," Dan says, staring into the camera, "and we said, "'hey, we're a couple, we should do this while it's still relevant!' Because that's how you get money."

Phil giggles, his tongue poking out of the side of his mouth. "This is how this works; one person will be blindfolded and the other will apply a mystery flavor to their lips," he shows the camera a bowl of about 10 different chapsticks, "and the blindfolded person has to guess the flavor by kissing the other."

"That's right," Dan says, "so if there's any weird jump cuts," he winks suggestively at the camera. Phil laughs, not entirely sure if Dan was saying it jokingly or not.

A few minutes later, Dan has the blindfold on and Phil is rummaging through the bowl, looking thoughtful. Finally he pulls one out, showing the camera up close the label Cheesecake on the side. "Alright," he says, applying it to his lips, "I've got the first flavor ready to go." He smacks his lips together just for good measure.

"Alright," Dan says, feeling the air for Phil. His hand finds his hair and wanders down, resting it on Phil's cheek. He leans in and gives Phil a kiss, only lasting for a few seconds. He leans back slightly and licks his lips. "Uhh... cake?"

"Close!" Phil says, grinning at Dan.

"Let me taste again," Dan says, motioning for Phil to kiss him again. Phil kisses him again, slightly longer. "Hmm.. whatever it is, it tastes good. I'm very suspicious of how pleasant this one is because I know they aren't all going to be nice."

Phil gives the camera a dangerous look, confirming what Dan said. "What's your final guess?"

Dan licks his lips. "Uhm.. I'm gonna go with.. cake frosting?"

Phil looks triumphant. "Nope!" Dan takes the blindfold off. "What, then what is it?"

"Cheesecake!"

Dan looks at Phil indignantly. "I was close! That has to count!" But Phil shakes his head. "Nope! Next round!"

Dan groans. "This is rigged." He hands Phil the blindfold and searches through the bowl, looking for an interesting one.

Chicken.

Dan grimaces, and wonders how they could possibly make chapstick taste like an animal. He lathers his lips and nearly gags. It tasted more like cat food than chicken. "Okay, I have applied the chapstick," he says, grimacing.

Phil looked scared underneath the blindfold. "I don't like that tone you just used."

Dan smiles evilly at the camera but speaks in a normal voice. "I don't know what you're talking about."

Phil sighs and timidly leans toward towards Dan. His lips barely touch Dan's before he's pulling away with a disgusted look on his face. "UGH! That's nasty! It-it tastes like rotten fish!"

Dan bursts out laughing at his expression. "It's not rotten fish, if that was actually one of your guesses," he says while wiping off the chapstick with a paper towel.