Phan oneshots

Happy Holidays ☃️

Phil wakes up, eyes blearily blinking open. He smacks his dry mouth together, getting up to get a drink of water. Being extra careful to make sure he doesn't wake up Dan sleeping peacefully beside him. He goes to the bathroom and fills the glass with water before drinking deeply. He gazes around the bathroom, eyes landing on a little Santa clause they had sitting on the back of the toilet.

Suddenly, his eyes widen and he slams the glass down onto the bathroom counter. He runs back to his room and leaps across the floor onto Dan.

"Dan!" Phil sequels, sifting and bouncing up and down on Dan. "It's Christmas! The day is here, it's Christmas!"

Dan squeezes his eyes shut and snuggles down into his blanket, looking like he couldn't care less.

"Come on come on come on!" Phil says energetically, still making Dan bounce up and down. Phil leaps up and opens the blinds, screaming when he saw the whole world covered in a blanket of white. More white is drifting lazily to the ground.

"Dan! It's snowing!" Phil cries, ecstatic. He turns and tackles on top of Dan once again. "Get out of bed you lazy oaf!"

Dan's glazed eyes blink open, smiling up at Phil fondly.

"Oh alright," he says, voice soft from sleep. "Get off me, you spoon. I can feel my rib cage about to snap."

Phil cheers and jumps off Dan. He runs around the apartment, opening and looking out at the snow. He admires it for a moment, until arms wrap around him from behind. A head is nudged into his neck. Phil reaches up and runs his hand through Dan's curly hair.

"Merry Christmas," Dan mumbles against Phil's face before kissing his cheek.

"Merry Christmas," Phil says, smiling. He turns his head to kiss Dan on the lips. It was slow and soft, still tinted by sleep.  They pull apart, but stay wrapped up in each others embrace.

"We have to be at my family's house by 4," Phil says, turning in Dan's embrace to hug him.

"Aw so we can't lounge around all day and be horrificly lazily?" Dan says, chuckling. Phil laughs with him. "No, unfortunately not. So we should probably do gifts and stuff and get ready for the day. We woke up at 11:30 ish, so.." He levels off, giggling.

"So most of the day is gone," Dan says, looking down at Phil with a smile.

"Yeah," Phil smiles. They stay hugging and looking out the winter wonderland that is London for awhile, completely content to do this all day.

Phil unwraps himself from Dan with a sigh. "We should get going with stuff," he says, smiling at Dan. Dan holds Phil's face and kisses him softly before taking his hand and leading him to the kitchen. He starts a pot of coffee, while Phil pops some toast into their toaster. He starts making some eggs while that toasts. Dan is very tempted to wrap his arms around Phil from behind again, but he remembers the last time he did resulted in burnt breakfast, so he heads off to his room to change into a Christmas jumper. He wears black jeans and Christmas socks to match.

There's a scream from the kitchen and Dan rolls his eyes, imagining whatever mess he would walk into Phil making. To his surprise everything was fine when he walked in, two plates of toast and eggs accompanied by coffee sitting on the counter.

"What'd you scream for?" Dan asks, picking up his plate and coffee and carrying it to the table. Phil follows behind him with his own plate.

"I dropped a stick of butter out of the fridge," Phil says, giggling at his overreaction. Dan laughs and shakes his head. "Wow Phil, from your scream I would've thought some major catastrophe had happened."

"It could've been," Phil says, stabbing some egg with his fork. "If the package unwrapped and the butter got covered in floor dirt."

"Mm, I love eggs, toast, and dirt for breakfast." Dan says, laughing at Phil.

"Hey," Phil says giggling. "This was not a fail meal."

"For once."

Phil swats Dan's arm, feigning offense. "I'm joking," Dan says, smiling at his boyfriend. "It's great, love." Phil beams at him. They finish their breakfast and Phil decides to stay in pajamas for the Christmas present unwrapping. There were just two, one for each of them. They joked and teased each other, giving hints for what it might be, then saying, "or am I lying?"

In the end, Dan got a big red button that said bull"crap" on it and when pressed would shout things such as "That was BS!" and "BS detected, take precautions!" over a wailing siren.

Phil got a giant over 4 foot tall calendar of 2019. The fun part was, the whole thing was covered in bubble wrap, so each day he got to pop a bubble.

"I'm so tempted to pop them," Phil whines.

Dan points a finger menacingly at Phil. "If you do, I'm gonna know. It's a good practice in self-control, Phil."

"Yeah we all know how great I am at that," Phil says, giggling.

"BS detected, take precautions!"

~Time Skip~

Dan and Phil stumble into their flat, tired but filled with Christmas spirit. It was nearly 1am. They had spent the whole time at Phil's parents house. The Howell's has shown up as well, all of them being good friends.

They set down all of the presents they got before instantly kissing each other, their affection limited today. The Howell's and Lester's didn't mind them kissing, of course, but Dan and Phil always felt awkward doing it around their families. But now, in the privacy of their apartment, they could freely kiss. It was full of passion and love, both boys hearts near bursting with it. They always became more affectionate during the holidays, the cheesy family commercials and festive times making them grateful for each other.

They collapse onto the couch, wrapped up in each other's arms, breathless. A smile spreads across Dan's face. It was a beautiful sight, as Dan was mostly sarcastic and loved to expressionlessly deadpan. But when he smiled, it always made Phil and everyone around him smile with him.

"I love you," He murmurs.

"I love you too," Phil whispers back, caressing Dan's face and brushing around his ear.

"I'm going to be cheesy as heck right now, today was the best Christmas ever purely because you were there to spend it with." Dan says, staring fondly at Phil.

Phil blushes. "I- well- I also- you too," he stammers, not good at comebacks. Dan laughs at Phil, a soft laugh.

"You're a dork."

"I'm dank then."

Dan looks confused. "What?"

"Dan's dork.. dank!"

Dan groans and rolls his eyes, but a smile smile pokes at his lips. "I'm gonna un-dank you if you keep making bad puns."

"Warning, warning, BS detected in area!"

————————————————————————
Merry Christmas everyone!! Even if you don't celebrate, I hope you have a good day nonetheless ^_^