Phan oneshots

You're fired

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"Hello Dan and Phil games-!" Dan proclaims very loudly while extending his arms out. He's wearing the Virtual Reality helmet which can only mean one thing: something disastrous is going to happen.

"I wasn't ready!" Phil says laughing after stuttering and not getting in his hello.

Dan pretends not to hear him. "-and welcome to the channel. Today," he swings his arms around carelessly, intending to hit Phil in the chest, " we are delving back-" Phil grabs his arm in an attempt to make him slow down his roll. "-into the world of virtual reality. But this time, it's serious."

"-Dan and Phil games job hunters!" Phil finally gets to say.

"Where are you right now?" Dan asks, not wanting to actually hurt him.

"I'm right next to you. I'm here." He waves his hands in front of Dan's face as if that would help.

"You're playing a- I'm all round you- dangerous game, Phil. -I'm the voice in his head!" Phil shuffles around Dan, trying to make his voice come from every direction.

They go on to talk about the last time they did VR, and Phil takes a seat on the chair below Dan.

"Are you clear on things- please don't punch me in the f-" His plea was cut short by Dan doing just that. He swung his arms and accidentally smacked Phil in the face with his controller.

Dan stopped talking immediately when he heard a groan of pain and a curse from below him. His heart did a jolt. Was he okay? He mentally smacked his own face. Ask him for Pete's sake!

"Are you okay?" He asks, removing his headset to look at Phil. Said man was hunched over, eyes clenched shut and hand covering his mouth.

"Did I actually hit you in the face?" He couldn't help the little nervous giggle that escaped. It was quite funny that Phil was literally in the middle of telling him not to when BAM!

"Literally smacked me in the face." Phil said, giving a little nod while still putting pressure on his throbbing mouth.

"I actually didn't mean to." Another giggle. This time Phil laughed a bit too, but it was pain filled. "I mean I forgive you, but oh my god."

Dan took of the headset completely and set it on the couch. "I'll edit this bit out, but are you really okay?"

Phil nodded. "I'm pretty sure."

Dan got down on my knee to get a better look at his face. "Let me see.

A light blush dusted Phil's face as Dan brought his hand up to Phil's mouth, gently rubbing it against his lips and the area around. "I think it's fine, I hope your lip doesn't swell."

Phil was staring at the ground, looked like we was deciding something. "H-hey Dan.." If I do this, I could be rejected. But hopefully.. hopefully Dan will still be my friend. With a burst of confidence, he snapped his head up and said, "My lips still hurt a bit, will you k-kiss them better?"

Dan's face turned an even darker shade than Phil's, who's face would put a tomato to shame. "I-I-I..." Words failed him, once again. So action was used instead. He was still down on one knee so he leaned up to kiss him. Their lips met. The only way Dan could describe it was bliss. Pure bliss. He had fantasized about kissing Phil an uncountable amount of times, but none of them came close to how it truly felt. He brought his hand up to hold the back of Phil's head. His lips we soft and warm, and the only thing Dan felt right now. Their lips met like a puzzle, and they worked together flawlessly.

The kiss got more intense and Dan stood up enough to sit on Phil's lap, his legs going around his waist. Phil put his hand on the back of Dan's neck and pulled him even closer.

"Phil we... should fin.. ish the.. video." He said between kisses.

Phil gave Dan one last kiss before sighing and wrapping his arms around Dan's neck. He looked up into Dan's eyes. "Oh alright.. But," there was a glint in his eyes, "we finish this after."