Phan oneshots

Open Baking

Warnings: VERY VERY LONG AND FLUFFY!!

Requested by happyhowl

Note: Dan and Phil are publicly dating in this one shot.
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"Hello Dan and Phil games.." Phil starts, but then stops when realization hits him. He bursts out laughing, while Dan just shakes his head next to him.

"Phil, where on earth- we aren't even in the gaming room!"

"I know I know," Phil says, giggling. "I'm just so used to making videos together on our gaming channel."

"What does that say about us?" Dan says, leaning against the counter.

"That we need to update more," Phil says, grinning at the camera apologetically.

"Correct, but we all know that's not gonna happen, especially for me." Dan says, giving the camera a fake smile.

"I feel like we've gone off on a rabbit trail."

"No, this can just be Dan and Phil talking about random crap for 20 minutes!" Dan says, settling against the counter as if getting ready for a long conversation.

"No!" Phil says, giggling and pointing at the camera. "We came here to bake, not to make a 20 minute video of us talking."

"Aw well maybe later," Dan says, standing up fully again.

"This is a train reck," Phil says. "I haven't even done my normal intro yet!"

Dan sighs, but a smile tugs at his lips. "I feel like you've lost the opportunity, now that we're so far in."

"Fine," he says, drawing the word out. He turns to the camera. "Today, we're doing a baking video! ...which you probably know because of the title," Phil says, giggling in embarrassment.

Dan looks at Phil. "Dude you're a mess today."

"I know," Phil groans, staring up at the ceiling. Dan reaches over and ruffles Phil's hair a bit.

"Phil, you're so adorable sometimes," he says casually. Phil blushes and turns his face away from Dan.

"Anyways!" Dan says loudly, turning back and facing the camera. "What are we making today, Philly?"

"Today, we are going to be making the delicious but highly underrated chocolate chip cookies." Phil says, making a trumpet tune with his lips.

"Yes, by our baking senpai.. Delia Smith."

Phil turns to Dan. "We need to introduce our ingredients in a fun way," He says in his deeper calmer voice. That's how Dan knew he wasn't going to keep it in the video, when he wasn't using his animated, high voice.

"Well we could do the classic sliding into the kitchen technique," Dan says, remembering the two times they've done it during baking videos. Once in 2011 and the other last year at Halloween.

Phil giggles, remembering the same thing. "No, something new. Something.. exciting; interesting."

Dan blinks. "Well those are the exact opposite of us so.."

Phil lightly punches his arm. "Aw c'mon, we're pretty interesting."

There was a glint in Dan's eye. "I'll give you interesting." In one motion he grabbed Phil and dipped him low. Phil screamed and grabs Dan arms. Dan smiles widely. "Hey there," He says in a soft voice, looking down at Phil. Phil giggles and looks up at Dan.