Phan oneshots

Praaaaanked!

Phil was laying on his bed, scrolling through Instagram. Dan was lying next to him, sleeping. He had stayed up late last night working and editing. Phil smiled down at his boyfriend, listening to his rhythmic breathing. His mouth was slightly open, his arms curled up at his chest.

Phil sighed with fondness and looked back at his phone. He came across a picture of two people in a bathroom. One was laughing while the other was looked terrified, staring at a giant snake in their bathtub: an overused prank, but effective nonetheless. Phil felt a shiver go up his spine, just looking at it. But then an idea came into his head. He smirked. "I should prank Dan."

He thought of all the possibilities he could do. He could put salt in his coffee. Oh wait. He rolled his eyes. Dan already did that to me. Next one. He could prank him that he died.. He shook his head. He wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Plus, that sounded way to cruel. Hmm.. duct taped room? No, too much work. And too loud. He wanted to have the prank ready before Dan woke up. Suddenly, an idea came to his head. He could prank Dan that he fell down the stairs. Dan knows that he has 2 left feet, and also that he always wear socks. And their wooden staircase gets very slippery with those on.. An uncharacteristically evil grin made its way onto his face.

He glanced over at Dan who was still sleeping soundly. He slowly sat up, being very careful not to bump Dan. He then slid his feet over the edge of the bed, saying a victory in his head when he successfully had stood up without waking Dan.

He grabbed the camera equipment and and his tub of dirty clothes. Being careful to pad quietly, he hid the camera where it would be able to get Dan's immediate reaction. He then put the basket of clothes at the top of the stairs, ready to push it down the stairs and hope that it would be enough to wake Dan and also trick him to believing the loud bang was him tumbling down the stairs. He felt a bubble of excitement rise from his stomach. This was going to be fun.

• A few minutes later •
Dan's POV

I awoke with a violent jerk and my heart racing. A loud sound echoed in my ears, but I couldn't place where it came from. I sat up, suddenly aware of the absence of warmth beside me. Normally I would just lay back down, guessing he had probably just gone to the bathroom or something. But that loud noise made me worried. I quickly got up and started looking for Phil.

"Phil?" I called, my heart beating faster when all that replied was an echo of myself.

I checked everywhere he might be: my bedroom, bathroom, and the kitchen. "Maybe he's in the gaming room." I raced to the stairs and felt my face drain of any color that was there and felt a rush of adrenaline. Phil, the love of my life, was laying at the bottom of the stairs, sprawled in an uncomfortable position. I cried out his name and practically flew down the stairs, kneeling at his sides.

"Nononono, Phil! How did- where did you- are you okay?!" I cried out desperately. I started shaking him, maybe a bit too violently, but I didn't care. I was supposed to protect Phil. I'd never forgive myself if he gets severely hurt, or worse.

I shook my head, trying to clear my head of those thoughts and focus on Phil. I was majorly panicking. I was swallowing, trying to keep the tears out of my eyes while also trying to keep my breathing even.

"P-Phil please. Please Phil!" All hope of control was thrown out the window as I started sobbing, while patting his face, shaking his body, yelling; trying to get Phil to make some sort of response. "Phil you h-have to be o-okay! I c-can't live with-without you! Please!!"

Without thinking about how this would help, I collapsed myself on top of him and put my lips to his. I didn't even move mine, just kept them there, focusing everything into the warmth of his lips. Wanting, with every being I possess, them to move. Even just a twitch.
I gasp aloud when I feel his lips moving against mine, my arm immediately going around and under him, trying to pull him closer to me. The other hand wound it's way into his hair, probably messing it up, but I didn't care right now. All that mattered was Phil, and Phil was conscious. He was going to be okay.

I pulled away after a bit and stared into his gorgeous blue eyes I loved so much.  I sat up slightly so I wasn't crushing him. "Are you okay? What happened? Are you hurt?"

Instead of answering, Phil was just staring at me, his mouth slightly open.

"W-what?" I asked nervously. Even after 3 years of being together, he still somehow could make me nervous. What a guy.

"I just.. I didn't expect you to get this upset.. holy crap, I feel bad now.."

I was puzzled, and I'm sure my face showed that. "What do you mean, expect? It's not your fault you fell down the stairs."

Phil looked down. "I-I.. this was a prank." He practically whispered. "I wanted to do something different for my viewers, and I thought this would be a good idea. I'm so sorry Dan."

I could tell he was about to cry. I couldn't have that. I got on my knees and put one arm under his legs and the other under his back. I scooped him up into my arms, holding him close to me. He let out an adorable shriek and put his arms around my neck, staring at the ground then looking up into my eyes. They were a bit teary, but mostly flashing with excitement.

"D-Dan! What are you-"

I shushed him and carefully carried him up the stairs.  I brought him to the couch and gently laid him on it. I put my knees on either side of him and sat on his legs. "Phil, the only thing that matters to me right now is that you're okay. I'll be upset at you later, right now, let's cuddle."

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My first oneshot! What did you think?? Tell me if you have any advice or something on how I could improve my writing. Also, DM me if you have any requests. Remember, fluff.