I'm A Mess (Completed)

16

-a week later-

"Hey Gee" Alex said, seeing his friend walk in as usual. "I have a question" Gerard suddenly exclaimed, walking over to the counter. "What question could be so important on a Saturday morning, Gee?" The taller boy asked, leaning over the desk. "What's the normal age for male teenagers to get all hormonal and shit?" Gerard asked, seeming genuinely interested to know the answer to such a random yet stupid question. 

"Umm... like fifteen, I guess... why?" Alex chuckled as Gerard's concerned expression turned into a happy and excited one. "Seriously?!" Gerard said as Alex raised an eyebrow. "I think so... what, you wanna search it up on google or something-"

"-nah, I'm good. Just wanted to know for a particular reason" Gerard curled his lips into a wider smile. "And that reason is..." 

"You know the student I'm always talking about? Frank? That horny motherfucker came up to me last week and -out of the blue- just asked me about sex. Now that's just a clear indication of him getting a boner thinking about me. I could imagine him just jerking off to me" Gerard grinned as Alex made a disgusted face at him. 

"Ew, man-"

"-I know!" Gerard said as Alex sighed. "And why are you so happy about this?" 

"Because, dumbass, he's getting out of his shell if that makes any sense. He's finally not thinking about all that religious bullshit those priests taught him about fucking. He's finally fucking realising that it's okay to be horny.. a-and masturbate and have sex before marriage as long as it's special the first time even if you're straight, bi, gay, pan, even fucking deceased for all I care" Gerard giggled, explaining this whole situation a bit over enthusiastically. 

"Woah, calm down-" 

"-I'm fucking fantastic, aren't I. I'm just actually kinda happy he's realising that it's fine. I heard one or two of their masses so I know what the fuck I'm talking about. This one time, the priest started talking about how if you think about either genders sexually before going into your forties or some shit, it's a huge sin and you should go to hell. I just laughed the whole way through" Gerard ran his fingers through his hair, pushing it back.  

"It's incredible how many times you can say the word fuck in a sentence" Alex laughed as Gerard did so too. "It's truly a talent. Look, you know what,... let's go to the bar across the street tonight. To celebrate his sweet sexual release. Drinks on me" Gerard crossed his arms, a wide smile still plastered on his lips. 

"Fuck it. Sure" Alex smirked back. 

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Could I come over tonight, Gee? My parents are out on a business trip. They won't be back until Monday. I could do whatever I want ;)

Dunno. Going out with a friend myself tonight

Aw, can I come with??

Fuck no. 18+ only allowed at the place we're going to, Iero

PPPLLLZZZ I'm lonely :( 

Hah, oh please. Don't you have like homework to do or something?

Finished it 

Hmm... you could play video games 

Don't have any. My parents don't rlly let me have a bunch of technology. They say it's bad for my health 

Oh... ok... what about reading a good book you know

Gerard stoopppp.. 🙄

What?

Could I come, plz Gee 

Ugh fine, you could come over but I'm still going out. Just stay at my place until I get back

YAY love you <3 

Whatever 

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Gerard had one last look in the mirror, arranging his favourite rolling stones shirt he was wearing before hearing a knock on his door. Gerard walked over to it, expecting Alex to walk in with his hair all messy and his usual leather jacket which made a squeaking noise every time he moved. 

"Hey" Frank said, a smirk on his lips. "Hi" Gerard replied, letting the younger boy in. "So, my friend is gonna be here in five or so minutes. If you're hungry there's the fridge, need to take a piss there's a bathroom in my room and for the love of God, don't jerk off on any surface in this apartment. If you want to watch porn, go ahead just don't put it on too loud. I have neighbours" Gerard added, making Frank turn red as if he'd been watching what he'd been doing these past few days. 

"Uh, sure-" He leaned against the headboard of the couch with his arms crossed as he got cut off by another man showing up behind Gerard. "Fuck, you scared the shit out of me" Gerard chuckled as he turned round to face Alex. "Sorry, man. Anyway, you ready or what?" Alex asked. 

Frank scanned him, seeing how fluffy his brown short hair was along with his sparkly green eyes. He had dimples and was just a little bit taller and slimmer than Gerard. Alex wore a leather jacket with a white shirt underneath, accompanied by black skinny jeans and torn up black converse. 

"Yeah" Gerard mumbled, grabbing his cotton jacket from the coat hanger at the side of the entrance. Frank coughed, trying to get Gerard's attention. "Is this the student you've been telling me about?" Alex's husky deep voice said, making Gerard's voice sound much higher in comparison. "Yeah. Frank, this is my buddy Alex. Dumbass, meet Frank" Gerard joked, receiving a nudge from the tallest guy there. Frank giggled softly and slightly waved, smiling at Gerard before looking down at his feet.

"Just give me a couple minutes" Gerard muttered as Alex nodded, saying his first and last goodbye to Frank as he waiting in the hallway. The teacher made his way to Frank, pecking his lips as he cupped his cheeks. "If you need anything or something happens just call me, okay?" Gerard half smiled as Frank nodded, kissing him again before he closed the door behind him and went off to Alex. 

"Making out with your boyfriend, huh..." Alex teased with a smirk as they started walking out of the building. "He's not technically my boyfriend-"

"-Oh come on, Gee. Stop lying to yourself. He is. Besides, no homo again, but he's pretty cute. Even if it's illegal, I would be fucking him all day if I were you" Alex scoffed as they headed for Gerard's car.

"Whatever..."