K- *poking Jessie's cheeks* you liiike him don't cha?
J- leave me alone! *blushing*
K- no way. I cannot believe this!
J- and what about William, huh?
K- we don't talk about me we talk about youuuu and zaaaaack
J- *even more red* ahhh you asshole!
K- so do you ever think about hugging? Holding hands? Walking together with each other's hands in the butt pockets like in sixteen candles.
J- *pushes her* ass!
K- or... think about how close he gets to your face. And how he grabs you by the back of your neck. And he has his other hand on your lower back. Then BOOM! *claps in her face*
J- *pushes her while blushing even more* stop, please!
K- *giggles* you're crushing hard. How long??!
J- high school.....
K- oh my fucking god! Jessica what year?
J- around Kevin time so junior...
K- Jessica you are 21. 21–17= 4! Four years!
J- shut up!
K- Why have you never told me!?
J- because I thought he always thought of me as a sister so I "gave up"
K- *laughs her ass off*
K- *face times William*
W- yes?
K- *still dying*
W- ...
J- is zack with you?
W- no.
K- Jess has a big ass crush on Zack.
W- *gasps*
K- but listen to this *laughs again* she has had it for four years.
W- *laughs*
J- *gets angry and walks away*
K- wait, Jessica! *chases her*
J- leave me alone! You're being a butt!
K- *laughs*
J- *hides under the covers*
K- awww Jessie.
W- Jessie is crushing hard!
J- William do you want to continue being my favorite pure child?
W- ... yes...
J- then don't make me show you what hell looks like, asshole.
W- lips are shut.
J- *looks at Karla* same goes for you. Go make me pancakes.
K- on it sir!
J- I don't have a fucking penis.
K- William, call zack and tell him to come over.
W- fine. *calls zack pausing the chat with Karla*
J- I cannot fucking believe this. "Four years?" *claps* congrats you can do math! Fucking hell. This is why you shouldn't like someone. It gets complicated and it fucks with your head.
Z- *comes in* is everything alright?
K- just fine, jess is upstairs crying.
Z- what!? *runs upstairs*
