Parenting :) wow

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J- AHHHH FUCK!

Z- *getting his hand squeezed* ahhh shot shit shit this hurts!

J- FUCK YOU THIS HURTS! IMAGINE A FUCKING- AHHHH FUCK- SOFTBALL COMING OUT OF YOUR PENIS!

Z- Sorry!

J- *counts to ten then takes a breath counts to ten then takes a breath x ♾*
Why won't she come out!?

Nurse- miss we have a problem. She went to the top of the womb.

J- oh hell no. Push her down! Get out of me you damned child!

Nurses- *push the baby to the vagay*

Doctor- she is head first we are ready!

J- if you move the opposite way from my vagina, you're grounded, you hear me?

Doctor- *laughs* alright just push.

J- I fucking know. I have been through this before. You watch my son be born dumbass.

Z- I'm sorry for he-

J- *squeezes his hand* son of a bitch don't apologize for me.

Z- okay okay.

T- *asleep on the chairs*

K and w- *hear her aggression*

D- mama what are those words?

K- what words?

D- fucking, shit, bitch?

W- !!! Grownup words! When you move out and you're all grownup you can say those.

D- dada I am grownup.

M- BAH! *hits Daniel*

D- Owww!

K- *hits Marks hand* don't hit your brother.

W- *kisses the top of Daniels head* Danny, are you sure you don't want to play airplane anymore?

D- ...

W- or with legos.

D- uh....

W- what about cars?

D- No Daddy! I wanna play airplane and legos and cars!

W- then don't grow up.

K- *kisses Daniel* yeah, don't grow up.

D- Dada?

W- hm?

D- can we play airplane?

W- ........... yeah! *sits on the floor*

D- *gets on his back*

W- *holds his arms out and runs around making the "airplane noise"*

K- *bouncing Mark*

M- *asleep*

J- *tired as fuck*

Doctor- *hands the baby to Jess*

J- *holds little Persephone* Aww *cries* I love you so much

Z- *kneels next to his wife* ahhh she's so beautiful.

J- you wanna hold her?

Z- but you want to.

J- I held her for nine months. I think you can hold her.

Z- *picks up his daughter and sits on the chair admiring her*

J- *asleep*

Z- *cries a little* I love you more than the world knows. I love you more than stars love their glow. More than plants and their green. More than flowers and their pedals. More than guitars and their bass. More than fish and their water. More than bunnies and their carrots. And more than the grinches heart.

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