six months // m.e

2.3

ok im ready for it

"MADI WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN????"

"MADI YOU WERE UPDATING SO FREQUENTLY AND THEN YOU FREAKIN STOP WTH"

"MADI YOU SUCK DICK"

go ahead and comment here

I know I haven't updated in 5ever but I'm back with a mighty fine update for u

also I have a confession it's story time listen to this okay

so last night I was in my room and there was a freaking roach above my head and I was like HELL NO because I freakiNG HATE ROACHES OKAY

so I sprayed it with this disinfectant shit right and it was running all around and stuff and I was like NAHHH so I decided I was going to sleep downstairs

so there I am sleeping on my couch and five am when the tiny mother fricker coMES ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS FROM MY ROOM

SO LETS TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE THAT IT WOULD HAVE TO GO DOWN A HALLWAY AND DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN TURN TO EVEN GET INTO MY LIVING ROOM LIKE WHAT

I WAs so salty

so I get myself up and find this spray for my dogs that we have and it is supposed to get rid of fleas but it smells sooo bad it smells like shit I'm pretty sure I'm high off of the awful fumes

anyway I killed this little bitch (eventually) and I was v proud

so then I was like hmm I need a drink

so I turn around to go in the kitchen

and guess what I see laying on the freaking floor

a half dead cockroach that my stupid cat has between it's paws

I was literally so done at that point you have no idea

so I spray this one until it is on it's back and drenched in this putrid liquid shit stuff and then I'm like I still need a drink

so I go get myself a caprisun

when I come back out that little bitch is goNE

GONE

GOOOOONE

I start having a little freak out because these little devils are literally my enemy I have a phobia of them and knowing that they can be anywhere around me terrifies me

so I eventually find it and it is somehow alive but trying to crawl under my couch so I sprayed it a few more times and then saw that my cat was watching it so I was like ight you got this

I grabbed my phone, blanket, and charger and got my booty back upstairs to my room where I currently am

it is 5 am

basically the point of that was if I write so weird shit blame the freaking cockroach

nuf said

-

"I'll be fine, Matt. Just give me my keys."

"I don't want you going out by yourself."

"You have freaking strep throat. You need your medicine."

After a long argument, Matt finally gave me my keys so I could go to the drug store. He had recently been diagnosed with strep throat at the doctor's office and was told to stay in the house as much as possible. In all honesty, I'm surprised that I didn't get it by how much we kiss.

I mean, we kiss a lot.

A lot.

I grabbed my keys from his hand and blew him a quick kiss before jogging out the door. It was around five o'clock, so it was getting dusk outside.

When I got to spot 243 in the parking lot, I unlocked my car and hopped inside. I started the cold engine and watched the cold air around me slowly begin to heat up.

I slowly drove away from our apartment building and down the street to the store. Because we lived in New York, everything was very close. We didn't have to travel very far.

Once I got there, I parked my car and took my keys out of the engine. I took a deep breath before facing the treacherous winter air, then opened my door and stepped out.

I walked a few feet before stopping in my tracks. Well, it wasn't exactly my fault to be honest. I wouldn't have stopped if there wasn't an arm snaked around my waist and a clammy hand placed over my mouth.

"Scream and I will make your life a living hell."

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hey therrrree so I know this was short but that's because I am trying to fit everything in in the spots that I want it to be so don't worry

there will be an update soon hehHeheE

okay I hope you all enjoyed that v short chapter and my long ass cockroach story love you BYE

- madi ;)))))