(Author's notes at the end)
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Welp, guess it's time to go shrivel up at my job." Jack thought to himself as he walked to work, the sun beating down on rotting skin as he strolled along the dusty road leading hell.
Jack looked down at his hands and started counting on his fingers: 1..., 2..., 3..., until he stopped at 7.
Jack frowned: "Damn, this is the seventh location I've worked at? How many more do I have to go to fulfill Fredbear's promise?"
Jack sighs to himself. If he's entirely honest (which he isn't) this Freddy Fazbender's isn't very different from the others. Same phones, same children, same deaths.
The only thing that was different about this one was that it was built on the Grand Canyon. Jack looked to his right and gazed at the beautiful, red-hued caverns.
"Yup, it sure is majestic." Jack smiled a little, in awe of the land in front of him. He sat down and gazed for a little while before continuing.
As he kept walking, the sun felt like it was getting hotter.... and louder? "Wait, does the sun even make noise? Can it scream???" Jack questioned himself as he kept going.
He kept on thinking about the sun and whether stars could scream until he was snapped right out of his thoughts by a purple and red blur zooming right past him at the speed of light!
"GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CAny-" The blur kept yelling.
"Wait wha-?" Jack barely had time to even register what he saw when he started hearing an angry, loud mechanical noise race towards him as well. It was his manager, Phone Guy!
"EMPLOYEE! Get back here with that he-hecking Fox!" he screeched. Jack, confused as hell, decides to run after him to see what was going on.
They both sprinted as fast as they could and soon catch up with the blur.
Jack's eyes widen when he realizes that the blur was William, from Fredbears! He had thought that he was still in Utah, ruining other families lives and strangling children.
Right as Jack realized this, he skidded to a stop as they were now at the edge of the canyon. Jack watched as William effortlessly dunked Foxy down into the canyon, seeing it and Phone Guy's heart shatter into a million pieces.
"Foxy, nooooooooooooo-" the phone man howled for half an hour. Once he was done, Phone Guy turned angrily to William. "YOU. EMPLOYEE." He shouted. Jack, interested in what was going to happen next, sat down in the shade of a cactus and watched.
William grinned cheekily "Why hello there, Phoney." "What the he-he-heck Dave?! Why did you do that? Why did you throw my soulmate down the Grand Canyon?!"
"Wait, Dave? Since when the hell did he change his name?" Jack questioned in his mind.
His question remained unanswered as "Dave" and the Phone Guy continued arguing.
"Why the hell should I have to tell you, phone-head? The same could be said to you about your love for that furry robotic hoe." Dave sassed back.
Phone Guy, furious, starts spew- er, clinking aggresively, as if trying to resist the urge to wring the aubergine mans giraffe neck.
"What're gonna do to me, phone-fuck? Fire me?!" The aubergine man asked with a manic smile on his face. The phone man pointed at him, and inhaled quickly, as if preparing to give him the tongue lashing of a life-time.
Jack sat at the edge of his foldable chair, that appeared from nowhere, waiting to see what would happen next.
Then, the phone man suddenly put his arm down, and let out a frustrated sigh. "You know what? No. No, I'm not going to reward you." A flicker of confusion showed on "Dave's" face as the phone man continued.
"You want to leave, you want to be fired. So, I'm not going to." The phone man paused briefly, to compose himself before continuing. "Dave's"
mouth slowly changing into the shape of a frown. Jack is amazed, "Damn, this phone's got some balls."
Phone Guy continued: "What I'm going to do is this: You, Dave, are going to go down there and pick up Foxy. Then, you are going to come back here, and fix him. After that, you are going to go perform the next day in your spring suit, like a good employee and pretend it never happened."
"Dave" by the end of the speech looked livid. He looked about ready to smash their boss's head in. Jack swore to god he could see the phone man smirk a little.
"I ain't taking no orders from a man with no brain." "Dave" said wrathfully. The phone headed boss actually chuckled.
"Really Dave, no brain? That's the best you could come up with?" Both Dave and Jack's jaws fell to the floor at this. "Does this guy have a death wish?" Jack thought to himself.
Jack's eyes flicked back over to "Dave", who seems to be calming down for some reason. Suddenly, he gets a wicked smile and says to Phone Guy: "Ya know what phoney, sure. I'll do just what you say." It was now phone guy's turn to be surprised.
"Oh, really? I-I" Phone Guy was at a loss for words for once. It seemed he was turning back into his meek, spineless self again.
"Yeah" "Dave" cooed. As long as I get someone to help, preferably someone who's been listening." he said as his eyes shifted towards Jack, wearing a devilish smile on his face.
Jack looked up in shock as the two of them finally acknowledge his presence. Jack tried signaling his boss to leave him out of this but instead Phone Guy agreed: "Sure, he knows what's going on, he should be able to make sure you don't kill yourself falling down the canyon or anything.
Jack inwardly groaned as his boss turned to him and said "Employee, your task today is to go help Dave find Foxy in the Grand Canyon."
Phone Guy started to exit, but stopped and turned around once more, simply to state: "Good luck.", before turning around and leaving again.
With that, it was just Jack and "Dave". Jack looked back at "Dave", who's eyes are boring into his and with a returned, manic smile, says: "Why hello there, old sport."
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Author's notes: Wooo boy fellas! Let me tell ya, I thought this would be a one-shot deal but it looks like I'm splitting this into two chapters at least! This was so much fun to write and I hope you guys all really like it! I hope y'all have a good reading!
Quick edit: The photo I use for this story is not mine. All rights of the story and characters go to DirectDogman.
The cover for my book is by me.
