Brendon, calling at 3 in the morning: Hey, guys!
Patrick, half asleep: What is it, Brendon?
Brendon: If somebody dies while peeing, will pee still come out?
Pete, grabbing Patrick's phone: Brendon, what the fuck?
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incorrect Peterick quotes
Fanficjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
