Patrick: I identify as a moronsexual because I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
Pete: Accidents don't just happen accidentally
Patrick, already taking his clothes off: Pete, you're so fucking stupid
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Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
