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Pete: You came up to me and said "This may sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired"

Patrick: That was the moment you knew you liked me?

Pete: Yup

Patrick: Can we make it a different moment?

Pete: Nope

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