peteisdad:
peteisdad: imagine stabbing someone with this
andyfuckin'hurley: it would immediately cauterize the wound so it wouldn't bleed. not very useful
highasfuckjoeuwu: if you want information, it is
beebo: and here we see in order: a gryffindor, ravenclaw, and a slytherin
pattycakes: why would you stab someone when you could make toast and warm cereal?
beebo: theres the hufflepuff
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incorrect Peterick quotes
Fanficjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...