Pete: My sister asked if we could take care of her kids for the weekend
Patrick: But that's a big responsibility though! Like what do we know about kids?
Brendon: Me and Nicole are about to leave. Have you seen my bag?
Patrick, handing Brendon his bag: I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on
Patrick, turning back to Pete: I literally know nothing about taking care of kids
Patrick, to Nicole: Where's your jacket? It's cold outside
Nicole: I forgot
Patrick: It's okay, here take mine
Patrick, to Pete: Kids are a lot of work
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Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
