Patrick: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Pete: Okay, but in my defense, Joe bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Patrick: That's not what I wanted to—
Patrick: You drank SHAMPOO?
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Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
