Pete: My dick has a lot of in common with the sun
Brendon: Nobody likes to look directly at it?
Joe: It gives people cancer?
Andy: Woah, Woah, Woah
Dallon: It rises at the crack of dawn?
Travie: It disappears at night?
Tyler: Direct exposures often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
Josh: Nobody will ever touch it?
Patrick: It needs to stay approximately 92,860,000 miles away from me?
Pete:
Pete: You guys are dicks-
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Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
